guys are not supposed to queef...right?
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
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im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
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I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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