my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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