are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Please don't give away my fajitas
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