she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
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just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
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And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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