Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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