What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
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I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Edward fifth and chaser hands
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
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It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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