quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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