This girl is more easily done than said...
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
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I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
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i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
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