I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
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Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
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In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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