Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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