so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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