ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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