the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
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I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
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just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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