I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
cat food counts as protein by the way
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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