Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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