My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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