so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
He better not be in your backpack
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
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