i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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