Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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