I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
i just wanna soil my oats bro
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
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I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
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They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
just found out that she named her cat after me.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.