I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
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this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order