Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I'm getting married
To pizza
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
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