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• (407): View more from Florida

  I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms

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• (949): View more from California

  i just wanna soil my oats bro

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".

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  I am the king of creep.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  You are a booty call, not a friend.

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• (951): View more from California

  Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  just found out that she named her cat after me.

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• (707): View more from California

  People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.

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• (562): View more from California

  Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!

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• (801): View more from Utah

  I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.

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