How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
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