I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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