i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
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Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
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Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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