If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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