Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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