I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
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Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
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I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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