don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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