how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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