The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
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We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
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Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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