Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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