Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
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I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
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Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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