only if we run a train.
done.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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