did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
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Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
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On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
You should frame my arrest warrant.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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