Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Randomize
