I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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