What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
The cops high fived after they tackled you
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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