That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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