Do you still have your period?
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
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better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
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What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
Randomize