she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
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He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
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So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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