Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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