She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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