Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
im on a boat
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