Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
The producers of Marley and Me owe me about $5 million. That's the dollar amount of embarrassment compensation required for making a 24-year-old male cry publicly on an airplane while sitting in the middle seat between a gorgeous babe and a guy with a do-rag
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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