but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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