I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
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