You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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