i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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