Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
its liver damage thursday
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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