We're like a lot better than the average bears
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
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Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
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Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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