Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
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