That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I have aggressive nipples.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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