I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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