oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
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The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
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I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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