i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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