Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
my sisters under your porch take her home
nutella sex= disaster
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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