It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
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