He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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