Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
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i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
Alive.
So much puke
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
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I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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