He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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