I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
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