i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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