Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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